Maddie, 23

I'm that tall Norwegian bitch who likes the internet a little bit too much.

Alright guys listen up!

zubat:

zubat:

novacaineexe:

The Newton County animal shelter in Indiana is going to be shut down.

Why is this such a big deal? Because It’s a no kill shelter.

Newton County does not want to fund a no kill shelter anymore.

The dogs in there have until August 1st, until they are killed.

So people need to adopt them, or help fund it, and get it to $3000.

This is honestly so important. Please share and help fund it if possible!

They raised the goal to $5,000. Please help fund it if possible!

(via teamfreekickass)

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

(via not-so-gothic-maddie)

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard, via not-so-gothic-maddie)

michalcliffo:

hemmoslegs:

UNHOLY THOUGHTS

fuck you

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

michalcliffo:

hemmoslegs:

UNHOLY THOUGHTS

fuck you

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

(via xwritten-on-my-stonex)

cliffordcarols:


she’s dropping out of school

i’m dropping my pants, that’s what i’m doing

cliffordcarols:

she’s dropping out of school

i’m dropping my pants, that’s what i’m doing

(Source: ashrwns, via xwritten-on-my-stonex)

emejig16:

twenty-seven-pilots:

pootwentz:

getinmyradiobed:

killlakillme:

gnumblr:

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(via brainbowunicorn)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

(via liguoriliscious)

*9 ur old voice* I’m single as a Pringle (:

(Source: galaxys4, via pizza)

(Source: ilylukey, via adoremikey)

5secondsofhogwarts:

ashtonirwinyesplease:

avengersirwin:

"I play guitar but she’s into drummers…"

especially when they do this twizzley drumstick thingy

twizzley drumstick thingy

5secondsofhogwarts:

ashtonirwinyesplease:

avengersirwin:

"I play guitar but she’s into drummers…"

especially when they do this twizzley drumstick thingy

twizzley drumstick thingy

(via shelikestheboysintheband)

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

If my crush sendt me even one of these, I’d be down tbh.

(Source: xaviary, via crabsuckz)

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via vickypedias)

(Source: unclefather, via alyshca)